When Max, a down on his luck strip club owner, has his life and livelihood threatened by local gangsters, he turns to his wife's connections for help and hires a hitman to solve the problem once and for all. But before long, Max is blinded by his newfound power and his family finds him spinning off the rails as the body count piles up.
时(shí )间(🦓)回(♑)到嘉祥担(dān )任(🕍)店长(zhǎng )的猫娘蛋(⌛)糕店『La Soleil』开张的半(🛶)年前，还(hái )是小(🎎)猫(💯)(māo )的巧克力跟香(🎦)(xiā(🕰)ng )草刚来(lái )到水(🍃)(shuǐ )无月家，还没(méi )跟(👫)其他猫娘们打成(🦇)(chéng )一片的(de )时候(👼)。开(🛺)始用(yòng )「主人(ré(😻)n )」(⛩)称(chēng )呼嘉祥，并(🕓)且(🚁)(qiě )在水无(wú )月家(📗)度(👔)过第一个圣(shè(🍻)ng )诞节的两人，和(📁)嘉(🍊)(jiā )祥(xiáng )立下(xià )了一(🍓)个约定。NekoparaOVA的募资(🍂)(zī(🕔) )达标感谢礼，将为(🆘)(wé(🎄)i )各位送上一段(🚞)全新(xīn )前传！
In 2245, the Earth’s sun has dwindled and no longer provides the energy needed to sustain human life.Five hired mercenaries travel to an uncharted planet to collect a rare mineral known as stardust to replenish the dying star. After their spaceship crashes on the alien planet, they are stalked and hunted by a creature far more advanced than anything they have ever encountered before…(😷)
藝術家自(zì )古皆寂(☝)(jì )寞或許是境(📥)界(⏬)，人(rén )到中年萬事(🥁)憂(🙈)則是(shì )現實。在(🌶)畫室洋洋灑(sǎ )灑呈(😔)現(xiàn )自由(yóu )雄風(🙃)的裸男畫(huà )作(🏕)令(👇)他一舉成名，在家(📆)面(🕔)(miàn )對前妻懷着(⏭)新(🍊)(xīn )歡骨肉(ròu )、與(🐶)(yǔ(🙀) )女兒相處尷尬(💚)(gà )卻令他(tā )一籌(🥂)莫展。貝蒙特(tè )的寂(🐋)寞，在於(yú )如何(🖌)在(🌏)(zài )著名(míng )畫家與(🥑)單(⏫)親爸(bà )爸雙重(🍵)(chóng )身份、藝術創作與(yǔ )家庭生活之(♒)間取得(dé )平衡(💘)。維(✊)羅（《電影(yǐng )就在(🤟)街(🤾)(jiē )角》，35 屆）找來(🔕)合(hé )作多年的編劇(✊)兼美(měi )指好友(yǒ(🏤)u )對號入座，還(há(🎊)i )原(🌘)藝術(shù )家有(yǒu )血(😞)有(👖)肉的矛盾(dùn )本(⛱)性(🛑)，在出世與入(rù )世(💌)的(🔫)兩(liǎng )難外，毋忘(🏝)點(diǎn )點超現(xiàn )實(🎲)的(de )幽默。
师兄李(lǐ )昆(🏙)在京(jīng )剧演出(🌎)中(🈶)打起了广(guǎng )告。师(🤚)弟(🔒)侯广(guǎng )智觉得(🕳)(dé )李昆(kūn )侮辱了戏台，两人话(huà )不投(🈺)机分道扬镳。五(🍙)年(🎤)后李昆靠演孙(sū(👺)n )大(🐢)圣走(zǒu )穴发家(📨)。侯广(guǎng )智则成(chéng )了(🍻)剧团的孙大圣专(🍏)(zhuān )业户。 李昆联(🎺)系(🎗)到(dào )一笔生(shēng )意(😉)但(⛏)却需要侯(hóu )广(🤤)智(🎻)的(de )帮助。侯广智答(🛴)应(🔶)(yīng )李昆来见客(❗)户—马(mǎ )老板。马(🗡)老板最近迷(mí )上了(🎚)一(yī )个网(wǎng )红(🐎)，并(🍞)准备为(wéi )她排一(🌷)部(🚬)《真假美猴王三(🧡)(sān )打白骨精》。因为这(zhè )违反(fǎn )了京剧(😧)传统，侯广智(zhì(🍠) )愤(🥝)然拒绝。李昆偷(tō(🦔)u )了(🚀)祖师爷的戏服(⌛)签(qiān )了(le )合同(tóng )，愤怒(💅)的侯广(guǎng )智与李(🍿)(lǐ )昆再次决裂(🌪)。但(🛹)当(dāng )侯广智看到(🤛)徒(💂)弟们(men )竭力招(zhā(🌍)o )揽(🐴)顾客时他终(zhōng )于(🚬)同(♏)意(yì )演出。 试演(♎)当天侯(hóu )广智潇(🐏)洒上台，李(lǐ )昆内心(🦎)(xīn )对京剧的热(🀄)忱(⏩)(chén )被侯广(guǎng )智唤(💅)(huà(🕟)n )醒，他配合着(zhe )侯(🕹)广智说出了原汁原味的(de )戏词。两人合(🐑)(hé )演了一(yī )版(🧐)传(👱)(chuán )统的《真假美(mě(🥘)i )猴(🏣)王》，这一刻所有(🈶)人(✒)都(dōu )感受到了京(🔷)剧的魅(mèi )力(lì )。
“我(❔)的一生中只(zhī(💠) )害(🥩)怕一(yī )件事，就是(😄)有(⚫)一天(tiān )，黑色会(😄)吞(🥒)没红色(sè )。”
